Mittence

Overview
Mittence (Commonly referred to as The Moon, Luna, or Pissmoon) is a sapient sub-planetary object, known for his remarkably annoying yet humorous attitude. His surface appears to look exactly like The Moon, though it is known that he is not exactly like it. His surface is covered with 2.3 inches (5.842 cm) of urine, which gives him an dark orange look. As such, his atmosphere is comprised of ammonia, hydrogen, and laughing gas.

Origin
Stemming from the Space Race in the 1960s, Mittence was known for simply being The Moon. However, a pissing contest between the USA and USSR soon lathered his surface in piss. As such, he has become eternally angry at Humanity. Ever since, Mittence discovered the Internet, found Discord, and his life went into decline. As a pissy stupid little moon, he found Alloy after being referred by Smoothie. Worst decision ever. He became a nolife and lost all his muscle mass and testosterone.

Relationships
Leafesque: Pissers with pride. Brothers. Funny. Positive in all regards. :asslicker:

Dopa: Sub-optimal. Both are big nerds but they hate each other. Its like geek vs nerd in Rhett and link.

Smoothie: Amazing. Blood brothers. Blue space connoisseurs. Worldbuilders.

PsiGreen: Cookie clickers.

psp: fellow gif sender. funny man. good humor but is kinda racist. 75%