Smoothie

CosmicSmoothie, just called Smoothie for short, is a member of Alloy SMP. His origins are unknown, even to him, because he forgot.

Personality
Smoothie has memory issues. Seriously. The guy can't remember what he said 5 minutes prior sometimes. He's so deep in irony that people question if he has any defining features beyond shitty jokes. Smoothie himself doesn't even know. Nonetheless, he tries to be funny and go along with other people's bits.

Alloy SMP
Smoothie currently has no home, and is desperately searching for a rare volcanic island to build a "flourishing magic town" (not for any particular resources, he just likes the atmosphere). He currently holds no known alliances and is by far one of the poorest members of the world.

Origin
Long ago, Smoothie used to be an innocent civilian researching magic in a far-off dimension. He was never particularly good at combat, but always found ways to contribute to his people besides that, most prominently being an architect and enchanter. As time goes on, memories of his past become fuzzier and less common, eventually completely ceasing. He's forgotten the incident that sent him to the Alloyverse, but whatever it did gave him incredibly strange traits. He occasionally has nightmares about his past closer to the day he woke up in the Alloyverse, but forgets them very soon after.

Smoothie is currently in the form of a "Glass Golem", a kind of crystalline being that wanders the world without need for food or air. Upon dying, he regenerates from the ground itself, seemingly growing from crystals. While very powerful offensively, his physical body is very fragile and prone to cracks or shattering. Additional side effects of his form include the inability to perform rigorous activity like sprinting and certain swimming techniques, as well as complete immunity to all status effects.